What is this “humor” thing?

aspiealligator:

Presenting: Autism “Ally” bingo card for April 2!

Row 1: 

• “I know someone/my son/daughter has autism so I know what I’m talking about!”

• “*Blames Obama*”
• “Everyone post your pics of autistic kids and blue shirts and puzzle pieces!!!”
• “Well, you’ll never know what it’s like to RAISE an autistic, so THERE! You can’t tell me I’m wrong now!”
• “1 in 88 you guys! It’s an epidemic!”

Row 2:

• “We need a cure for autism NOW! Before it affects anyone else!”
• “Your anger at me offending you makes me mad and offended!”
• “Donate to my Autism Speaks walk!”
• “Well, you’re CLEARLY high functioning, so you’re not the one who needs help.”
• Picture has a puzzle piece in it.

Row 3:

• “Well, you don’t know what’s best for yourself! Let those who DO make the decisions!”
• “Wow, you’re such an inspiration, especially being autistic!”
• Free Space
• “YOUR ANGER IS BULLYING ME!”
• “Autism awareness! Don’t vaccinate your children!”

Row 4: 

• “The parents of autistics much have it SO HARD! Especially since it’s so hard to love one of those things!”

• “But awareness is always positive!”
• *Contains a link to Autism Speaks*
• “I’m speaking for those who have no voice! I don’t care if you’re autistic! You don’t know!”
• “Autism, which is a mystery edpidemic that needs a cure…..”

Row 5: 

• *Comparison to the flu, HIV/AIDS or cancer* 
• “Here’s a picture of my sibling/offspring meant to make you cry!” 
• “My being a parent or sibling outweighs your actually autistic opinion!” 
• “Why are you complaining about my language? It’s for autism awareness! Care about that!” 
• “I work just as hard/harder than you do because my friend/spouse/sibling/ offspring is autistic!”